Ben Bonkoske

Things are taking much longer but time is moving much quicker. I am unprepared and under-educated to write for you all tonight. There is history being made in the next room of a blue, white-haired balding bunny politicizing for president. I wish Davy Crockett hats were still in style because it just looks like two rowdy boys battling over a girl to me. America the beautiful. It all just a beauty contest. Thank you, JFK, risking your life for change. I don’t think a president does enough unless he is killed. I had a bad Bern, and now I am just applying Biden sunscreen. It makes me sick people would rather take the safe route of no progress leading to nowhere than stand for a revolution. Change. What is different? Surely not progress. The Government was designed to move slowly. The social and cultural movements are a result of the people but warriors hate each other for being the same. It is a little ironic the recent atrocities that have occurred when we are a red nation, and how boring we can be when we feel blue (with the exception of a blowjob). It just seems like an expensive argument. I wrote a little constitution last night of all of the things I am going to implement in my life and one of the final things I wrote  I was going to carry as a reputable character trait was that I was going to be informed about our nation’s state of affairs. I know nothing, I see nothing. Perhaps it is because I haven’t left the nest but the only thing that politicians and the people mutually care about is the economy. Is the economy good, is the economy bad? Are we going to fix it, are we going to continue the same way we have been for the past four years? It is all just mumbo jumbo because nobody knows which policies actually make the difference or if the clown in charge actually persuades the people. I don’t want to talk about it because I don’t care. I am stupider than I was three days ago and hooked on a sweet tooth. I’d bet I gain back my four pounds and I doubt that is making any headline. I really hope it never does. The weight of celebrities seems to be a wonderful topic to gobble and gulp down like nicotine. I just think that everybody’s values are a little blindsided. And here I am, not listening to another white man who says he’s going to make a difference. Perseverance.