Dear L.S.,
One damned proactive thought-provoking overarching art scene, heart of hearing, soul-crushing, no-clothing, unprepared oversharing, inexplicably persnickety city slicker, kiss-her-on-the-lips-til’-it-hurts, Godfather of Indie, detail-unoriented, stoic misogynistic narcissistic, fretful forgetting of the hysterical moaning Myrtle origin story, agenda free weekend pass to he-said-she-said, chores galore, restorative justice filled with lustful kids staring my penis, thinning hair and dairy air, comforting bed-wetting, involuntary-celibate post-cold-war-brewed horny pick up order, am not misbehavin’ frizzle-de-dizzle my nizzle colonization, problematic manly man transqueer tragicomedy, Rainforest Café explosion, trauma-induced coma, insomniac cat-killing, Eraserhead rewatching, unignorable deplorable bulldozing over metropolitan agnostics, divorced daddys, debilitating accusations of not participating with pride, unapologetic poetic painting, orgasmic robotic erotic logic, bunny-eared electric toothbrush, year without a nasty brown-tounged, ugly, wicked, repulsive, miserable, seductive drat ol’ socio-political class determinant, racially oriented liberalist, leftist right-winged educational industrial complex, grade A, lime green rat poison, southern hospitality sweet-tea teeth, cane walking, booty, saltatory salutations to my favorite incensed cockroaches, Oreo almond-milk vegan ice cream, intoxicatingly repressed banana proportions, unchristian crime-inducing, psychosexual boring Californian early retirement, can’t wait to kill myself Cobain self-hatred, enigmatic imaginative black and white inner cry baby, internet binging, Chinatown euphoria, pretentious porn denying, edible without-a-cause, piggy screams until you dream alive, professional artistic mustached morons, green mohawked gentleman, manifesto enforcing membrane deterioration, pre-frontal cortex cunnilingus exploration, fungus selling, sugar-free pity party la croix sex icon, sensitive, sympathetically pathetic boy, crazy weary eyed, tired, misinformed lippy hippy hiding out in academia, neurotic magic, my name is Trey, go find your dad, appointment ignoring, chestnut, impatient patients, lonely morning alone again, leather satchel combover necktie with those shoes, goodie-too-shoes mocktail, taller-than-me sci-fi Parisian, Chef Boyardee Ravioli formula, renaissance woman, spiritually symbiotic synopsis, Roxy’s boobies, weep what you sow, kosher fruit basketcase, labeled stoner loser, library poser, religious reader, greedy sleeper, schmeckle lipstick, powerbottom America, sincerely insincere, good-looking deflowered inbred, one-too-many-too-many-times, unsolved Rubix cube, never-ending Neverland, Super Mario movie, friendly yet forgetful, out-to-lunch-again, meditation intermission, yoga prayer, father, son, holy mother, brother, older and younger, sister sister, please let me die, quietly listening, loving, forgiving, reliable, dependable, imaginative, red and green apple, funny, timeless, best-friend & lover of a cigarette.
Ben Bonkoske 